What it is like living with me

If you are, god forbid, related to me, this is what you could expect around Xmas time when requesting a wish list from me:

In semi order of preference:

Nothing (Monday nothing, Tuesday nothing, every day nothing--Fugs reference)

Banjo

Kindle (torn about this, don't really want more electronics)

Pet black bear

Canning equipment

Bottle of bourbon to be consumed entirely in buffalo on Christmas day by me only

nothing computer or camera related

tix to Devils game in new arena

LL Bean sox box and some lox

teleportation machine

magic pills that replace eating

the ability to buy things from my tv

shiney, tin-foil clothing for all

whirled peas (world peace)

a chicken

guitar

a cottage in Maine, dog included

music, music and more music (bluegrass, appalachia, folk)

Did you know that if I yawn the pitch of the music I am listening to changes?

roman shades

carving board

roasting pan

new set of towels

new set of sheets

pajama bottoms

swedish candle holders and little candles

gummie fish

lobster boxers

fly fishing lessons

mirror for the living room

bench for the front hall

an igloo